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Crossover to the side of the road.

Quarter mile: 10.712 s. One owner's roadside tow: 3 h 17 m.

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Calls roadside assistance on 1800 266 1095 (number from owner-shared cards; confirm it in your app). More numbers on the escalation guide.

CHOOSE YOUR BALLISTIC BREAKDOWN

Seven years of R&D. Then: R&D never encountered this during testing.

6 LEVELS OF SHUTDOWN

  1. Level 1

    Motor cut-out

    49 reports

  2. Level 2

    Regen failure

    15 reports

  3. Level 3

    Display water ingress

    11 reports

  4. Level 4

    Aux battery death

    11 reports

  5. Level 5

    Maps freeze

    4 reports

  6. Level 6

    Sensor death

    12 reports

343 KM. TO THE NEAREST WORKING SERVICE CENTRE.

Owners report tow waits of 2–3 hours.

Redundancy: a second X47 towed the same afternoon.

8,00,000 KM WARRANTY. SPARES: 'A MONTH OR SO'.

Spares, per owners: 'a month or so'.

Turns itself off so you don't have to.

Violette AI. Shutdown reports are in the Case File.

  • Find my bike: for one owner, in another city, or in the sea.
  • Towing alert: the feature owners test most.
  • Watches your bike with the key off. The ABS and TC drain the AUX battery: "a known issue".

Supernova 12 kW*

*6 kW per gun. Guns cannot be combined. If the charger is on.

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